From http://images.businessweek.com/ss/09/09/0925_best_business_travel_blunders/26.htm
"I went to a dull, crowded convention near Anaheim. I decided to ditch and go to Disneyland, figuring nobody would miss me. I was having a wonderful time until I ran into my boss. I was so flustered I made up a story about finding a co-worker and hurried off. When we got back to the office the next Monday, there was an e-mail waiting for me from my boss. I was terrified that I was going to get fired. When I finally opened it, I was instantly relieved when he asked me to keep our Disney run to ourselves. I guess he didn't want everyone knowing he ditched, too."
Oh my gosh! How funny is that?! Would your boss sneak off to Disney? Would you two be on the lam together? Do you think you'd have secret emails flying once you got back or be sharing vacation photos?