So, I did it this weekend. I went to a non-Disney theme park. I took the kids to Six Flags Great America. I expected to be disappointed, so the good thing is that I wasn't.
Here are my thoughts:
Cleanliness: It was a very clean park however everything needed a coat of paint, from the coasters to the buildings it was just faded and worn. My daughter was appalled however at how dirty the ground was especially in the queues. That may sound weird, but the ground was really filthy. I've never appreciated more that Disney doesn't sell gum, scrapes up what does get dropped, and hoses down the walkways every single night.
Food: Oh my god, I didn't expect food to cost more than at Disney. Prices were higher than Disney by about 50%. Lunch was 2 burgers w/fries and slaw, three small drinks for $40. I bought a soft pretzel w/cheese (that was more hard than soft and the salt tasted chemically) and it was $10. A bottle of Dasani was $4. And no refills on soda unless you had bought the "special" cup. Just insane food prices, they did however offer a season long dinning plan for which is sorta cool but confused me.
Oh! And the employees at every food place drove me nuts. None of them seemed to really understand English, or had been trained to simple ignore the guest, I'm not sure which one. I would order something and then they would repeat it back and it would be the wrong thing and always something that cost more. When ordering lunch the girl practically fought with us over small soda. I wanted three small sodas, she insisted that I wanted three extra large refillable drink buckets. She also tried to tell us that we had to order a third meal because we had ordered 3 drinks. It was the crazy train.
Rides: Eh.. they were ok. I don't do thrill rides, so there wasn't a lot I could go on. I was also surprised that not every attraction in the park is covered in your $60 ticket. There was a lot that cost an extra fee like go-carts and a climbing adventure. Also they sell their FastPasses, $50 for a day long fast pass. So, for park entrance and a fast pass it's $110, and that doesn't get you on everything. So NOT worth it. Never in my life did I dream I would go someplace that made Disney look inexpensive.
Entertainment: LOL!! We watched the "Parade/Dance Party" and it was such a joke. One little float with 4 Characters and 2 dancers, however they weren't dancing and the Characters got mobbed for photos the moment the float stopped. The dancers would take your picture for you, which I guess it's good that they were doing something. At one point I started laughing, my daughter just looked at me and said "You're laughing because this is pathetic aren't you?" Why yes... yes I was.
It wasn't a bad theme park, and I'm sure that for people who have never been to Disney, or love thrill rides, it's pretty awesome. Tori and I decided it's the little things that really make the difference. It was how far Disney goes to keep everything fresh and clean, extend the themeing, hide the back stage, and give you a high value for your dollar.
I love Disney.