And... in the category of why we can't have nice things an 18-year-old man is being charged after bringing a BB gun designed to look like Glock 19 to Disney World. He set off the metal detectors while trying to enter Disney Springs, and when stopped by security he presented a fake badge and claimed to be a Drug Enforcement Administration agent.
He is facing charges of falsely impersonating an officer, unlawful display of a badge and carrying a concealed weapon.
IDIOT!!!!!!!!!
Ya know, at that point, just give up, don't flash a fake badge. 
"I do not like the cone of shame."
"I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more than I can tell."
"It seems to me that we have a lot of story yet to tell."
Ya know, at that point, just give up, don't flash a fake badge.
Right? Like how much MORE trouble do you really want to be in?
JMed wrote:Ya know, at that point, just give up, don't flash a fake badge.
Obviously a lot...
"I do not like the cone of shame."
"I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more than I can tell."
"It seems to me that we have a lot of story yet to tell."
