Solo, glad you took my question more as an inquiry because thats what it was designed as. OK, lets see about those questions.
#1) About the kids. Ditto, I'm with you. I have to admit there ARE a lot of kids on DCL, and it is kind of fun seeing their reactions to all the characters, etc. And as usual, I can say goodnight to them all and go back to my stateroom.
#2) People DO have some pre-conceived notions about DCL, some deserved and some not. Having read what you wrote, you may be right. DCL may not be the one for you. I'd go with Royal Caribbean and one of those "super ships". The bigger the better! I think the newest one hold nearly 5,000 people. (Obviously I'm not one of those people who want the 'close, intimacy of small ship', etc.) I want to go to Johnny Rockets (on some RCCL ships), and WATCH people ice skate and climb the rock wall. Oh yeah, and surf on that pool surfing thing they bigger ships have. Samantha Brown has a one hour thing on the Travel Channel where she's on the Adventure of the Seas (I think thats it), that they show all the time. Check it out when you get the chance. Oh yeah, the other thing might be to find a 'specialty cruise' and go on that with a bunch of like minded people. They have cruises for everything these days. They just had one featuring the stars of the 70's-80's version of Battlestar Gallactica, for Pete's sake!
#3) Falling off the ship. This is a pretty terrifying thought, but from my perspective you'd have to WORK to fall off a ship. Granted, I always get an oceanview cabin, but without a balcony so that removes one problem, but having looked around the decks pretty thoroughly, it seems to me you either have to WANT to fall off pretty badly, or somebody is tossing you overboard!