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World Showcase Shock and Awe

I think America should invade, conquer, and colonize the rest of the World Showcase while we still have military superiority and numerical advantage.

First we'll annex Canada. We really should be one country anyway. Maybe they could annex us. Either way, we should be able to bring back Off-Kilter after that.

The UK. The UK and the US are kissing cousins anyway. I'm sure they'll go along with it.

France will immediately and bravely surrender. We will plunder their Grey Goose Slushie and Macaroons strategic stockpile.

Next into Morocco, where the Camelback Infantry will fight valiantly but ultimately fall to our smart weapons designed by Japan and manufactured in China. Bring back Mo-rockin.

Japan, a great ally will join the quest. No need for nuking them again. Sushi and Tsingtaos for the exhausted troops.

We'll invade the toe of the Italy Pavilion, have a pie and a pitcher of Moretti at VN, and exit mid-thigh to strike at Germany, a country that has known a few wars in it's day. Knock back a few Dunkels, oom-pah and onward we march.

Through the barren African would-be pavilion, bang the drum, have a Coke and then to the Frozen tundra of Norway. A School Bread and another conquest.

On to battle the yellow horde, who make our weapons much cheaper that we do and sell them back to us. No don't stop, the frozen margarita stand is oh so close.

Finally to Mexico. They're all trying to come here anyway. We'll just save them the trip. You're all American now. But Cava is ours!

World Showcase Domination!

The preceding was meant in the spirit of humor and in no way actually endorses American imperialism or colonizing the independent and autonomous nations of the Epcot World Showcase. Furthermore, we do not sanction the use of military force in the World Showcase. However we do approve of a purely defensive nuclear deterrent as we do adhere to the doctrine of Mutually Assured Pavilion Destruction. No offense was intended. No disrespect, all due respect, fuggedaboutit.

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rolling rolling rolling

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Yay..I get to wear my kilt and gig with " Off Kilter " ... clapping

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Note to the Colonel and the Watchmaker, LEAVE MY GREY GOOSE SLUSHES ALONE!!!! MINE, MINE, ALL MINE!!!!!!!! awesome

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figgy wrote:
Note to the Colonel and the Watchmaker, LEAVE MY GREY GOOSE SLUSHES ALONE!!!! MINE, MINE, ALL MINE!!!!!!!! awesome

Lol...I can just imagine you Figgy standing on the bridge at France shouting.." They may take our Lapu Lapu's, our Margarita's, but they'll never take our Slushies." ... laugh

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The Watchmaker wrote:
figgy wrote:
Note to the Colonel and the Watchmaker, LEAVE MY GREY GOOSE SLUSHES ALONE!!!! MINE, MINE, ALL MINE!!!!!!!! awesome

Lol...I can just imagine you Figgy standing on the bridge at France shouting.." They may take our Lapu Lapu's, our Margarita's, but they'll never take our Slushies." ... laugh

You've got that right! awesome

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I love the look and feel of Morocco best, but France is the home of my treasured Grey Goose Slushy! Hmmm.....tough one!

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My favorites are: Norway, UK, and Mexico. All three have the feel of being there, but heck, they all are great, & EPCOT allows us to enjoy some of the "World's" best foods and drinks without needing a passport! awesome

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I did partake in a GGS in France, and the macaroons mmmmmmm
I liked interacting with CMs is every country, I made it a point to try and ask a question in every country.
I liked the shop in Japan, I was craving a kimono.
The waterfalls around Canada were beautiful and nice to wander around....
Although Mexico had good food and margarita

Arrhgghhhh can't choose! Top 2

Mexico - based on food, drink and Donald (an amazing m&g)
France - food and drink and it was pretty

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OK, these famed Grey Goose Slushies have caught my attention. Added to my list of "must tries" to the upcoming trip.

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France - Mexico - Morocco.... DO I have to pick just one?

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Kristen K. wrote:
France - Mexico - Morocco.... DO I have to pick just one?

I think the Watchmaker had one too many nips, thinking we could pick just one!

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figgy wrote:
Kristen K. wrote:
France - Mexico - Morocco.... DO I have to pick just one?

I think the Watchmaker had one too many nips, thinking we could pick just one!

Sorry..It's my game..Rules are rules...... waiting

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The Watchmaker wrote:
figgy wrote:
Kristen K. wrote:
France - Mexico - Morocco.... DO I have to pick just one?

I think the Watchmaker had one too many nips, thinking we could pick just one!

Sorry..It's my game..Rules are rules...... waiting

This is a drinking game?

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You best launch your invasion plans soon Mr The Colonel or you will never get past the stroller blockade outside Norway that is sure to appear ...

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I will have a division of ECVs and reserves of around-the world drinkers my disposal. Shock and Awe for Anna and Elsa's legions. We will open a passage to Cava. God speed.

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I'm gonna be the odd one out and say China is my favourite. It's so beautiful, and I love the film and the gift shop. My second favourite is France because it's so like an actual Parisian street, and DH's favourite is Japan.

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The Watchmaker wrote:
TinkASL wrote:
Watchmaker, we just might be very distant relatives. I'm also a descendant of the Royal Stewarts and my father's name is Robert Bruce after the man himself. Family Reunion time!!! biggrin

Awesome...I say we meet up in the UK pavilion and take France by storm...Once we conquer the French and finish off their Grey Goose Slushies, rolling they'll be no stopping us.. yeah

I married in to the Cameron Clan and got married in the Cameron Ancient Tartan. I will certainly help conquer France and drink Slushies! awesome

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As far as my favorites go, it would have to be Japan and then Germany. I honestly rarely spend time in Morocco, France, the UK or Canada. I love the others and visit and eat in those countries the most. I have snacked and drank in all 11 but sitting down or exploring the other four has been sadly limited.

Not counting visiting my Poohbear each trip!

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