I give Kristen kudos for keeping calm when dealing with an uninformed person.
A lady at my husband's work is planning her first trip to WDW with her little girl. They leave in two weeks and she asked DH yesterday for advice by saying, "Well I know there is 'Enchanted Kingdom' but is there anything else to do there?" *head slap*
Oh Allie! That's terrible!
I had a very similar experience today at work. A co-worker is going to Florida and is going WDW for the first time and is only going for ONE DAY.
So she asks me: "Which park is the best to visit? Busch Gardens, Univeral?"
The poor girl thought that Disney owned ALL the theme parks in Orlando! I don't even know where to start when people ask me questions like this.