My traveling companion and I were standing around while I snapped pictures and chatted with a TA, when I saw a "gentleman" in cut off shorts and a tank shirt staring up at the Disney Dream. He had a beer in his hand (it was about 9am) and he looked up at our ship most appreciatively. Then he turned to his buddy and this came out of his mouth...
"It's really nice, but why do they need all those submarines? I don't get it."
He was dead serious, he thought that our lifeboats were submarines.