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Be Buzz Lightyear or a stuntman in the Indana Jones show.

So I suppose this question assumes we'd get hired for any job we want right there on the spot? If that's the case...hmm...so many choices! Even though I'm technically too tall, I would LOVE to be a princess character actor (maybe they'd stretch the height requirements for just a few days, ha!) or at the very least do something like a character attendant where I could interact with the princesses (preferably Rapunzel or Ariel!).

NHshorty says I should drive a boat and that she would be a great greeter helping people get from the airport to the Disney cruise terminal. But think about it, we'd all do any job they wanted to give us, wouldn't we?

A dancer on the stage in front of Cinderella's castle, please

I would either head over to Francks to help plan Fairytale Weddings or to the DVC Center at Saratoga Springs to sell memberships!

I'd like to be a princess, please. Sleeping Beauty would be nice.

However, given my advanced age, I'd settle for being one of her fairy godmothers. Lord knows, I'm short enough.

For me I would to be hired as a pyrotechnician that prepares and sets off the fireworks shows at MK or at Epcot.

well i think the obvious answer if we are trying to make money here is George A. Kalogridis' job.(he's the new president of WDW) But i suppose you are looking for an actual park job i would want to drive the monorail.

I would love to be a greeter of some sort or Mickey's Handler.

J (hazegry) would be stitch or pilot one of the boats.

MK train engineer. Or Kilaminjaro safari driver.

The ex banker in me would want to be behind the scenes counting the cash.

The Mayor of Main Street USA!!!!

I would love to be a photo pass photographer capturing everyone's magic experience for them. Failing that I would do anything!

I would like to be the CM that sits up in the observation booth and pushes the button to start the Small World boats and waves at everybody as they take off.

I love all the answers they are so diverse.

When I say greeter I am not sure which job it would be, but I want to talk to people, get them excited about being there and share my enthusiasm for Disney, without being stuck in one spot. It just struck me while I was typing this, I want to be a tour guide Heck I would be a tour guide for free.
That would even be better then being a handler for Mickey. Not that I don't love the Mouse.

I would pilot a Jungle Cruise boat! "There it is ladies and gentlemen, the backside of water!"

I would love to be part of the Hoop Dee Doo Revue. I love to be a ham!

I would do the job that I'm always checking for job openings for....being a nurse at Disney

Hmmmm.....there are so many, many choices....I think I'd want to be a performer in the parade. Maybe in the Main Street Electrical Parade. Or one of the scuba divers in The Seas at Epcot feeding the dolphins and manatees. I also think it would be fun to work for security for Disney behind the scenes.

I would be one of the Ziti Sisters.

I'd either want to be Ariel or perform in Finding Nemo the musical!

This has been a major topic in my house lately as my friend started in Epcot today on the international representative program!! if talent was not in the equation I would be a dancer in the Beauty and the Beast show!! ( favourite costumes ever) or if it was in my skill area the costume department you go through on the Backlot tour at DHS orrrr just for fun it would be waving people off on their Kilimanjaro Safari think I have given this too much thought...

I think i'd have to work in one of the shops in the UK pavilion, WS, only trouble is i'd probably spend the money i made on the cadburys chocolate they sell there!

Anywhere with horses. I love horses and ponies.

Tinkerbell during Wishes! Wheeeeeeeeee!