Well, it's snowing...a lot...so that's as good of an excuse as any to bury myself in trip reporting.
DAY 8: December 7
This morning I woke up with a mission: to make friends with Animal Planet! (Yes, I do that all the time, not just because it annoys Benn, but because it also amuses me to know end, but I'll behave for the rest of the post.) Prior to this trip, we had spent two partial days in AK and because we have never used park hopper before, it really felt like a wasted day to us. The first time, I got the most viscously awful pain in my stomach after eating at Pizzafari. My best guess is that my body was just not interested in eating chocolate that day because it started right after I ate the chocolate mousse. I wasn't sick, but I just got these waves of massive stomach cramps for a while after lunch. Anywho, the pain was so bad that I literally just stopped in my tracks on the way to Pangani Forest and cried. I think it scared Benn because this crying thing is not something that I do. Ever. So anyway, AK trip 1 was not our best day ever. On AK trip 2, something similar happened to Benn but it seemed to be more or less heat related, so once again, we ended up leaving way early and having the day marred by one of us feeling poorly.
Another reason that I have never particularly warmed to AK is that there just aren't very many attractions there that appeal to me. Everest is not a thing I'm likely to do and I don't like to walk around the park soaking wet, so Kali River Rapids is not high on my list of fun. I'm not interested in nor am I really particularly fond of Dinosaurs, so that's one whole land that is basically a giant "who cares" for me. Benn has a moderate fear of/discomfort around birds. Cross off the bird show. Bugs are gross, so I'm not going inside the tree. My uncle has a farm with (among other things) goats, donkeys, and sheep, so affection section is cute and all, but I've got one at home. Let's see...we're down to Festival of the Lion King, Finding Nemo, Kilimanjaro Safaris, and the two walking trails. Don't get me wrong, we really love all of those things, but let's just say if we were racing the SS Minnow from Gilligan's Island on its 3-hour tour, we'd beat the Minnow home and have time to stop for an ice cream cone.
SO off we went on our cheery adventure armed with some FP+ selections and with me determined to have a good time and Benn secretly wishing his food poisoning episode had happened today so he wouldn't have had to go along. I will say that this was our best AK trip to date! Not a hard fought victory, but a victory nonetheless. We drove the mini bus this morning so that we could continue our resort tour once we had tired of the Kingdom. This was the first time that I've ever been in the AK parking lot and somehow I drove down the wrong lane and I guess I was headed toward the handicapped parking area, but a very nice CM helped me to get re-oriented so we could go about our day.
The AK Christmas Tree was my favorite park entry tree, so that kicked the day off on a good foot and we loved the Chip & Dale snow globe under the tree. Based on our 5 favorite AK attractions above, you can probably imagine that we are always among the crowd lumbering toward Kilimanjaro Safaris at park opening. I feel very fortunate to have never waited more than 5 minutes for this ride. On this trip, we even scored a seat all to ourselves so we could slide back and forth to get the best view of all the animals!! This was our first safari trip without the silly poacher storyline and what a welcome change!! That story really cheapened what a cool experience this is. We saw a Cheetah for the first time and we got some great giraffe closeups. In fact, apparently it is giraffe mating season and we were nearly charged by on of the gentle giants!! LOL! The lions weren't active (i know, shocking, right?), but we could see them better than ever. Right after Kilimanjaro, we made a quick run through the Pangani Forest...basically just for the gorillas who were busy being their awesome selves. We were rushing a little bit because I intended to be at the Camp Minnie-Mickey rope drop so we did not have a repeat of the Indiana Jones disappointment with our FP+ earlier in the week. (What they're doing with show FP is fine, but it's not communicated very clearly when you select the FP+.)
Our Festival of the Lion King FP+ was an excellent choice as the 20 or so of us who were in the FP line were allowed togo in a choose our seats first. I was really hoping for the Lion section because, well, we love cats and I really wanted to get to be in the group that "ROOAARRED", but to my very mild disappointment, the sections were not labeled, so our 2nd row seat ended up being in the elephant section. I know, it's a rough life. At least we didn't have to wait in the peasant line. (This is a running joke in our house wherein we think that if our cats could speak that they would refer to us as "peasants" because in their world, our only function is to serve them--feed them, pet them, let them onto the sunporch, etc.). So, over the course of the week, the standby line was frequently referred to as the "peasant line" whereas when we had a FP+, we were in the "princess" line.) As for the show itself: this is the first time we've ever seen FoLK. OMG it's so amazing!! I coach gymnastics and I did quite a bit of dance as a kid, so this show was right up my alley. Costumes, choreography, eye contact by the performers, musicality, rhythm...every criterium that I could use to evaluate this show was an A+++. All the hype is well deserved. This is one of the best live performances that I've ever seen and I will never again go to AK without making this show a priority.
After FoLK, we popped over to Flame Tree BBQ where we could use our newly acquired Tables in Wonderland card to save $5 (woohoo!) and then used our second FP+ to ride Kilmanjaro Safaris again where this time we saw the baby giraffe!!! and got a really good up close look at a zebra and saw an elephant...um...relieving himself. LOL! Those lazy cats were still sleeping--just like at home. We took a run through Maharajah Jungle Trek and we didn't see a single Tiger
Our next FP+ was Dinosaur (yep, I did it!)
It was alright and we survived, but we won't be beating down the doors to go back. Very dark, very corny story, Benn looked a little green afterward. The day trended downward a bit after Dinosaur. It started to get REALLY humid and the crowds seemed to be multiplying by the minute. We trekked over to Africa to ride the train to Affection Section because we were trying to kill time until the Jingle Jungle Parade. By the time we arrived at the Harambe train station, it was clear that I had lost Benn and if I made him kill another hour and a half in the park, I wasn't going to get to go back to MK later that night. So, after we petted the cute little sheeps and goats and donkeys, I called it a day and rescued Benn from his least favorite park. (In the interest of full disclosure, even though we both had a much better time today than we've had in the past, it's still my least favorite park, too. I really want to like this park, but I just can't get "into" it!) So, unfortunately, we missed the Jingle Jungle Parade, but it wasn't worth seeing it if I was going to get a cranky Benn in return!
(I have to share a personal story here about one of my gymnastics family's farm. They had 2 goats on the farm and they bought a miniature donkey. The first day they had the donkey, he got jealous of the goats, so he picked up one of them by the scruff of the neck and threw him in the pond! Every time I see a goat or a donkey, I think about this story and get a life-sized image of this happening and start giggling uncontrollably!)
Since we were in the area, we checked out the decorations at Animal Kingdom Lodge and Coronado Springs. I love the shop at AKL, so of course we browsed around there for a bit and we stayed at Coronado in 2012, so we stopped by to see our friend Burrito the "pin"-ata, Coronado's themed pin trading station.) I really liked the decorations at Coronado--White hibiscus garlands really accented the Spanish theme nicely. On our way from Coronado back to Saratoga, we passed a McDonalds that seems to be set squarely on Disney property, which we found very amusing.
After a quick recharge/ foot break/ water refill, we assembled ourselves for an evening at MK. We were both hungry for some sort of pizza or Italian dish, so we checked at Tony's to see if we might be able to snag a last minute table, but the wait was an hour and a half, so we opted for flatbreads at Pinocchio's instead. That should have been a sign that we should expect some crowds during the evening. Turns out that while Pinocchio's is a madhouse at lunchtime, it was nearly deserted at dinner. With our FP+ selections exhausted for the day, we set out in the oddly crowded park to see what we could do without waiting forever. We opted for the Liberty Square Riverboat, which I had not done since I was 9-years-old. We really enjoyed the ride, but the spot we picked on the boat (main level in the very front) had a great view, but no sound. Still, we enjoyed the ride and we just made up our on story. From there, we did Pirates, got some Dole Whips and did Carousel of Progress before making our way to Main Street.
Benn had really enjoyed the castle projection show at MVMCP and wanted to see it feeling well and I wanted to see Wishes and Celebrate the Magic from straight-on on Main Street. There was no way we were getting anywhere near the hub because the crowds for MSEP were insane. So we asked a (yet again helpful) cast member where they would recommend that we try to position ourselves to get a good spot for CtM and Wishes and he suggested that we try to position ourselves between Casey's Corner and Edy's. We tucked ourselves in an alcove outside of Main Street Bakery and attempted to wait out the parade. We actually made it about 30 minutes before we got relocated by a CM on traffic patrol because apparently the spot we picked was a fire hazard. We promised not to play with matches, but she was having none of it. SO we just moved inside of Main Street Bakery where no one else bothered about us. As soon as MSEP finished, we flooded out into the street and made our way to dead center on Main Street. We were right behind the rope for the walkway so there were no tall people in front of us!! Until a few dads directly in front of us put their children on their shoulders. Even so, it was still a great view--much better than we had at MVMCP. As people started to disperse after Wishes, we noticed that the curbs were going unclaimed, so we snagged a front row seat for MSEP.
While we were waiting on Main Street, I had been exchanging texts with Karlipants, who was also in the park, so after MSEP finished, we arranged a meet-up at Winnie the Pooh and chatted for a bit and then rode together. We were nearing the end of park hours by that point and we were getting hungry again, so we split with Karli and her husband after our ride to go find some food. I really wanted to try a waffle sandwich from Sleepy Hollow, but we quickly learned that waffle sandwiches are a lunchtime item, so off to Casey's for a midnight chili dog! I thought this was going to be a bad idea this late at night, but it turned out to be fine. The only mistake we made was that we forgot to split an order...ugh...too much food, but Benn loves Casey's Corner, so this was a great treat for him. We did some last minute pin trading and then had a very interesting conversation with Bill the bus driver while we waited for "the big bus" about how the drivers schedules work. I wish I could remember more details about what he told us, but when I learn something new late at night, it doesn't seem to stick with me very well. Just like that, we were down to 3 Disney days left...
I apologize in advance for the photos. We missed the elephant taking a dump. LOL! OOOH!! But I also just realized that I can name my pictures! Splendid!